Romeo Haversam, better known as Zombio, is the protagonist of Zombio and Juliet.
He was once a man who worked for a bank, until he got bit and went batsh*t about it. Now he's out to eat some people with his buddy, Mercer...
Zombio is so average, just reading about him will make you fall asleep. But now that he's a zombie, he's no longer average, but undead. Oh, wait... it just means he became even more boring, doesn't it?