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Ok I think I'm good now

Granted. But in order to become as cool as he, you turn into a literal block of ice. You then get taken to a quinceanera where you get carved into a unicorn. You were a popular sight for the like the first few hours, until the girl's uncle decided to crush you and turn you into snow cones.

I wish allergies never existed.