Adam in Space/Issue 2

sO YEAH HERE WE ARE. ISSUE FUCKING 2 AND WE START IN DA OUTEER SPACEEE.

Adam and pimp brother Joel look out da spaceship window, watching them starz. "They so purty." Adam says. "They remind me of my hot wyet friend Cole." Adam begins to cry at memory of his wyet nigga Cole fucking Pruitt, who was da biggest pimp eva.

"It okay my nigga don't let ouut tears. Only non pimps cry." Joel takes Adam to the bathroom where they got the hot wyet gurl waiting. "Here, take this bitch Lara."

"Okay okay." Adam goes to give lara pleasure while Joel walks thru the ship, with everyone chanting "da pimp" as he does. Joel walks to da front of the ship and take a sleep, knowing tmrw will be a pimp-tastic day.

Da next day the two pimps see a planet approaching. "Let us pimp out this planet." The pimp duo say and they land their fucking space ship on it. Da two walk into da nearest town and find a shocking suprise. They are on da planet of lost stories! They see little bitch Stella Black crying in da corner and Adam like "oh god not this bitch". So he and joel walk to the other side of da town.

The pimps walk into a bar and see lots of other pimps. Da Tom fken Snyder is showing gurls his "gun". They see Daniel Jones trying to be kewl but he is banished back to da Dead Reckoning corner where he cri. Even better is Mark Jones in da other corner killing stupid children like Stella Black cuz lol team child killer. They see Conner Kilderry in the corner by himself with no friends cuz lol fgt. Adam and Joel walk in like "yo we da biggest pimps ever".

Everyone bows down to them and kisses their feet. However, as they do, BOOOM. AN EXPLOSION HAPPENS AF. nAKED PIMP MEN RUN INTO THE BAR AND GRAB THE PIMP DUO.

The pimps wake up in a secreet location. "Wtf is this." Adam say but then da door opens and in comes a masked man. He wear a hood and a mask and he look at the pimps.

"We have been expecting you." He say in da dark dark voice. "A prophecy has foretold your cuming."

"Wh da fuck u be". Joel rages.

"My name is Pimp Jr and I am the leader of the Pimp Cult of Outer fucking Space." Pimp Jr says as he swings his hips. "and you two are the chosen ones!"

"To do what doe"

"To kill the master of all da evil in da universe....." Pimp Jr looks at them. "...you must kill the great, the powerful, the overloard.....DEVON"

DUH DUHHH DUHHH

THE END