Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-4105222-20150823024442/@comment-4939094-20150823065654

You find a billion dollars, invest the money in the stock market, and your money starts growing. And growing. Not wanting to be greedy, you take back your billions. Then the stock market crashes. With nowhere to put your money, you stuff your furniture, mattress, and pillow with the money, however later a fire consumed your crib and everything up in it. Including the furntire and your bed. You stopped, dropped, and rolled out the way to broke creek.

I wish I was deep-fried.