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John Paesano - Opening Titles

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Introduction:
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

''-Dr. Gregory House'' Hello, internet. Welcome to my page. I have no idea how you'd end up here, but now that you're around anyway, I'd like to take a moment to talk about the word of the Lord me.

"Everybody Lies" is my credo, the reason for that is because that is just the ultimate truth: Everybody lies, the only variable is about what. Yes, it's taken directly from House, M.D., which also turns out to be my all-time favorite television show.

An expansion of said credo would be "Everybody Screws Up" which is derived from the same principle. Regardless of the similarities between these two, both are not interchangeable, being in most cases one way or the other, but sometimes they may occur in unison.

Other than excessively reading about technology, watching YouTube videos and editing stuff on wikis, I also happen to be a writer who uses this particular wiki as the hub for his works, which for now includes an apocalyptic/post-apocalyptic drama titled "Mercy" which should be posted in a bit.

That is it, my page ends here, now run along.