KP (Life As Devious)

KP Kambrien, also known by his superhero alter ego Yellowman, is the FUKIN DEUTERAGONIST OF DAT Life As Devious. KP be a child prodigy who discovered the secrets of lyef and beame a god among men, masterin the art of superhero, Asian, rice, pimp, alien movie franchise, being a transformer, n mor. He keepin dat Devious Squad livin thru his genius business decorum that allows him to traffic shit and get people to buy it for absurdly high amounts of money. His troublesome marriage to a Korean xenomorph spawned 2 more hoes that look like wyet actresses from the 80s and 90s. He be da only mayn to ever FUCK UP BRUCE LEE BETCH.

Personalitaly
It is impossible to look at KP and not gush cuz he be fine af. KP is a proper and methodical man with a myriad of talents and superman a jealous hoe who wishes he was as cool and OP as him cuz he know he get rekt by kpanna. KP spends his time plannin on which hoes and fgts to strike and who to sell his products to, all in DA NAEM OF DEVIOUS SQUAD.

Vackgrend
KP is the undisputed COVETED GOLDEN ASIAN OF ALL TIEM BY KANYE, GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS, SANTA CLAUS, JET LI N JACKIE CHAN, AND ALSO WONDER WOMAN WANTS HIS D AS DO A BUNCH OF OTHER FINE ASS HEROINES LIKE PSYLOCKE MAYN AND PSYLOCKE GOT DEM LEGS AND ASS N BEWBS but KP too classy for that because we know ain't no one classier than he be. Sippin black tea like gentleman. He created Dudley from Street Fighter.

Life As Devious
When rival criminal empires be tryna scurr KP n Devious Squad to swerve betch, KP wil unleash his megazord to kill them with his chopsticks

Killed Victims
I can't because Nathan D would get jealous

Apreramamses
KP TO BA AND AMAZE TO NOT HAVE PERF ATTENDANCE SO HE GOT IT ALONG W/ HIS BRO KING MALI

Trivia

 * THIS BE ONLY AN ASTRAL PROYECTIAN OF DIS KP