Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-5618526-20150803043034

I've taken the time add up and try to make sense of everything that has happened.

A zombie sits under a bridge with Guy Fieri accompanied by a squirrel juggling some liquor bottles and overly large dildos. Guy tells him “Fanfics are stupid.”



The squirrel throws a child across Guy Fieri’s snowtips and he lands on Guy Fieri’s mixtape, containing track records in Drake’s studio.



The squirrel listens and begins to seductively walk to the studio, where Meek Mill suddenly cried about Drake, because Drake is acting a little shitty today, right?



Meek pulls a big veiny penis, but Drake reveals a bigger penis out his pants and his Meek, while a mixtape about big penises featuring Frank Ocean disses both of Mali’s gay uncles, creating a battle of penile wits.



His uncle throws down Bobby Flay, while Guy Fieri creates a portal to gather hoes and film a documentary about butterflies all while balancing a gigantic jar in his butt.



<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">The documentary becomes oscar-nominated for curing everyone of The Flying Dutchman and erectile dysfunction, making Guy very lim in his happy, so he kills Glenn and swags it out. So Guy jumps and lands on Bobby Flay’s thighs while Paula Dean prepares grilled squirrel with extra butter on top of chicken nugget casserole while Mali’s uncles eat Mitch Grassi, whose gayness destroys a woman’s pussy and causes the UFSW to fall apart with a swag debt of six dollars and a hoe with a hatred for doo doo.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:14.6666666666667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(255,255,255);white-space:pre-wrap;">The beginning Zombie dances for food, hittin’ that whip on a vine while KYLE raps with Mitch Grassi. <ac_metadata title="Three-word story Update"> </ac_metadata>