User:CamTheWoot/The Final Battle and What Not



This is CamTheWoot's SECOND original tale, It all stemmed from the ongoing war between the Cult of Kenny and the Cult of Eccleston!

THE FINAL BATTLE!

Kenny was stuck between the oncoming walkers. "Aw shit I shouldn't have walked into this alley full of walkers!" he said, he looked below him Ben was impaled upon a bit of a balcony, or something like that. "KENNY PLEASE!" he cried "Shut up Ben, nobody likes you" he pulled out his gun and shot Ben in the face. Kenny scanned the area around him using his super xray vision. "Fuck this noise..." he said as he flew up into the air, shooting rainbows out of his arse as a majestically glided threw the sky.

Kenny looked forward, there was a twinkle in the sky, far, far away. "What the fuck is that?" He changed his path and started the fly towards it. It was getting bigger, coming towards him. Kenny's eyes widened as he realized exactly what he was dealing with... Christopher motherfucking Eccleston! Eccleston tackled Kenny out of the sky as they both flew into the ground, causing a massive explosion that conveniently killed ever zombie on the planet. Eccleston stood tall facing Kenny "You're no God, YOU'RE NOTHIN!" He screamed in his bloody cool northern accent.

Kenny pulled himself up from the huge bloody crater they made. "Oh yeah?" a mass of people appeared behind him. "I've got an army." InsaneHippo and Bloxxasourus stood behind him, looking all smug. "And you think I don't?" Eccleston replied with a grin on his face. 2 portly looking white guys appeared behind him. "What the hell?" Eccleston screamed. "We're the only people that actually support you" Lee Dixon said in a shaken tone. "Bloody hell" Christopher faced Kenny once again. "Like I need an army, I'M GOD!"

The two groups collided, and started this huge arse fight. It was kinda like the battle of Pelenor Fields except in Cardiff because everything is in Cardiff in Doctor Who. Bloxxasourus charged towards Lee Dixon and was swiftly doused with tea by CamTheWoot, everyone knows Bloxx is allergic to tea, so he melted. lee laughed at he looked at the puddle that was once Bloxx, CamTheWoot laughed along. There laughter was interrupted by a loud slice. CamTheWoot turned to Lee, lee's smile turned to a frown as his head fell off. "NAAAAAW" screamed CamTheWoot as he looked over to InsaneHippo, carrying a light saber. CamTheWoot pulled a master sword out of nowhere. "You've gone too far this time Hippo!" the two began to circle each other. Hippo rushed towards Cam and they started to Duel.

Kenny's armies swarmed Eccleston but they were no match for his awesome leather jacket. Kennyist corpses flew into the air. Kenny's armies could not match Chris's wrath. "Fuck you" screamed Kenny. He ran towards Eccleston and knocked his gabber. Eccleston flew to the ground. He got to his knees re-positioning his dislocated jaw. "That was nothing." he said "LIKE YOU!" He flew up into the sky Dragonball Z style and began to use his laser attack. Each beam destroyed everything it touched. "no, no fucking way" Kenny pulled of his mustache and hurled it into the sky. Eccleston saw hit flying towards him, quickly catching it before it could do any damage.

"NAAAW, NOT MA STACHE!" Kenny screamed. "Yes, your stache!" Eccleston clenched his fist causing Kenny's stache to burst into flames. The aches fell down gently in the brawl between CamTheWoot and InsaneHippo. "You'll never win cam, Kenny's too strong" Hippo laughed. (They weren't actually fighting they were still circling each other like a couple of square go likes.) "Bugger off Hippo." Cam replied. "That's not what you sister said." taunted Hippo.

Cam took a minute to think, whilst still circling his arch nemesis. "I don't have a sister." "Not an-" The ashes of Kenny's stache sprinkled into Hippo's eyes. He cried out in agony. CamTheWoot saw the opportunity, rushed froward and pushed Hippo into the well. (That was totally there the whole time, trust me guys I'm super cereal.) CamTheWoot looked into the well "You should have checked yourself before you shreked yourself" he said with a smirk on his face. He walked away from the brawl like a FECKING BADASS!

Eccleston wiped the last ashes off his hands. He glided down to the ground. "GIVE UP KENNEH" Kenny screamed and ran towards him "NEEEVAH!" Everything went into slow motion and shizz. It was amazeballs. Eccleston stood perfectly still, uncaring of the God running towards him, like a freakin boss. "You never listen." He waited for Kenny to be mere feet away from him. he stood back into a fighting pose. "FUUUS" Kenny realized exactly what was happening "OH NO he screamed "NOOOO" "I'm fuckin screwed" "DAAAAAAH" Kenny braced himself as he took the full force of Ecclestons supreme awesomeness.

Alas Kenny was not cool enough. He exploded into a hundred million pieces, it was freakin cool, I'll tell you that. A huge dust cloud built up around the place Kenny stood. Eccleston looked down at his feet, he grinned as Kenny's hat landed at his feet. He looked back up at the cloud of dust. A man what silhouetted threw the dust. "No, you can't be alive" Eccleston shrieked "IT'S IMPOSSIBALLS!!" The figure stepped out of the cloud revealing it's identity. Eccleston looked upon it in horror. "No, not you, anyone but you."

CamTheWoot emerged from behind Eccleston. "Hey man, what up? I heard you beat Ken-" He began to sweat as he looked upon the pasty white guy wearing a Walking Dead T-shirt in front of him. CamTheWoot puked up his courage and charged the new adversary, master sword in hand. The pasty white guy laughed and swept his right arm to the side. CamTheWoot was hurled into the distance, never to be seen again. Eccleston fell to his knees "No, please let me live. the pasty white guy walked towards him, grabbed his neck and lifted Eccleston off the ground. He lifted Eccleston towards him, their faces where inches away from each other. "WHY?" Eccleston cried as he stared into the demented eyes of his attack. The oasty white guy grinned as he held Eccleston ever closer to him.

"WHAT'S UP GUYS TREV'S BACK AGAIN HERE TO BRING YOU ANOTHER MURDER!"

Eccleston tried to force Trevchan's hand off his neck but he was too strong. "No pleeeease" He cried. "I want to live!" Trev looked Eccleston dead in the eyes and grinned a sadistic grin.



"AND THIS TIME I'LL BE MURDERING.....UUUUUU"

The End?

Bloody hell this is the dumbest thing I've ever done in my life