User blog comment:Cartman is awesome/Create Characters for "The Edge"/@comment-6664208-20130304154945

I have two for you, bruh.

Name: Caleb

Gender: Male

Ethnicity: Jamaican

Weapon(s): AK-47 (his favorite), AR-15 assult rifle, sawed off Mossburg, and a 25 inch machete

Personality: Arrogant jerk off and extremely homophobic. He enjoys hunting down chi-chi mon (Jamaican slur meaing faggot) and killing them. Very misogynistic as well, believing "bitches belong in the kitchen or in the bed". A hot head who shoots first and asks questions later. Many of his victims may not have even been gay or had anything of value. He simply gets joy out of killing.

Backstory: Raised in Jamaica until he was about 13, he saw his mother and father raped and killed in front of him as retaliation from another gang. He was sent to live in New York with his aunt and uncle, but they physically and sexually abused the kid until one night he snuck into basement, grabbed a machete and stabbed them both to death. With nowhere to go now, he headed into the streets and was adopted by Caribbean street gangs. They taught him everything he knows. *from this point, I'm not sure how you'll want to introduce him into the story but he somehow hooks up with the other bandits*

Actor: Mekhi Phifer (with the dreads)

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Name: Fiona

Gender: Female

Ethniciy: Irish (hot fuckin redhead, son!)

Weapon(s): glock-9 and her "ass-ets" (mouth, tits, ass, and pussy). No formal training, but a skilled psycho-analylist who can convince just about anyone to do what she wants.

Personality: slut, gold digging bitch but with no money in this new world, she's now power hungry and becomes bloodthirsty.

Backstory: Raised by affluent parents who were never around, Fiona was spoiled with riches and only ever knew material love. Her mother constantly cheated on her father when she didn't get what she wanted from him and taught Fiona that this is the only way women get ahead in life. She started manipulating boys in her pre-teens and then in her teems sold her virginity for $10,000. She used her beauty and wits to prod men along and has been responsible for the psychotic break and murder of several men. When the zombies take over, she cares little about her parents safety and simply survives the best way she knows how.

Actor: Scarlett Johanson (with red hair)