Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-4105222-20150823024442/@comment-4105222-20150823033759

Vauseman wrote: You have swag, but those with no swag are so envious that they make you a target and jump you in a dark alley, wrecking you so bad that you have to eat from a straw for the rest of your life. Amazing

You become tall; so tall in fact that many doors and ceilings are too low for you. You get so distraught and end up choosing to live outside. On your third night outside you get stabbed.

I wish I have ice cream.