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I know I'm sporadic with my times on this seeing as I'm busier than a triple cunted hooker on the day the troops come home but why am I on DLC?



Name: Sebastian Cunthrasher Bradshaw (More commonly known as Sebastian)

Sex: Male

Age: 29

Actor: Jim Carrey

Backstory: Sebastian was born and raised in Dublin to a rich family. From the age of 15 he was throwing carazy parties for his friends from school and was a bit of a player. He always managed to get in about the lassies, and was renown for shagging anything with a pulse. Putten simply, he'd shag your mother and then cheat on her with your dad.

He's charismatic, funny (posses the ability to laugh a lassie into bed), fast on his feet and most importantly stylish! Yes while you all worry about armor and weaponry he's making sure he's shaven, groomed and dressed to impress.

The outbreak of the zombies was amazing for him, even though he had matured and found work by that time (aged 26 during outbreak) he now had an excuse to loot the fuck out of stores, kill his neighbors who were zombies without remorse and have sex so much with strangers his pubes went crunchy. Now he wanders the country, killing zombies, stealing your tins of beans and soup and fucking your misses. He ain't no raider, he ain't even an arsehole... He's just a charismatic stallion.