User blog comment:PeterL23/Looking for characters for new upcoming story !/@comment-99.241.143.196-20130220024212

Name: Clarence Shitter

Age: 69

Gender: Male

Occupation: Telemarketer

Skills: Nothing, he is pretty useless.

Backstory: An useless loudmouth wisecracker who lived in a basement apartment his entire life. Never married, has one friend, his right hand whom he named Hayley. A scumbag at heart and runs away from dangerous situations. Think of him as an older version of Ben from the Video Game.