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Name: General Carlos "Poop" Poopypants

Age: 99

Weapon: Laser Eye

Family: No one

Personality: Likes to poop and hates people

Friends: Private Ed "NugNug" Khalakawarawakanawka, Sergeant Kirby "Pissypants" Lakosovianskalovia, Commander Spongebob "Sweatpants" Squarepants and Bob

Build 10'9, 1000 lbs