Life As Devious

Life As Devious is a legit fucking story at UFSW. It is the tale of Devious Squad as it be fuckin bitches up after the great hurt and heal war of 6969 that happened on 420 swag.

Plot
And so the three figureheads of Devious Squad finally decided to stop being devious and shit and they all decided to find a hoe to call a life partner and have fuck trophies (aka children) with.

KP found this one Korean chick but it turned out she was part xenomorph which was a turn off, so KP found himself 2 wyet hoe mistresses that look like Uma Thurman and Sigourney Weaver. He and his hoes run Devious Squad in the dl and do a lot of trafficking and shit, just last week KP trafficked (it's a legit term now fkr) a plasma screen that shoots out chocolate milkshakes.

Mali couldn't find a proper woman to call his own and succumbed to the Olivia vag. Olivia vag proved too powerful and she gave birth to 4 mixed black and white kids at the same time. Mali dreams of killing Olivia every night cause she a high maintenance hoe and drives him crazy. Mali just wanna calm life with booty bitches smh Olivia don't even got that.

PBR sucks at romance so no gurl wanted him so he ended up becoming a porn star that mainly does Cfnm. You can find him popping up in a video at xvideos every 10 minutes.

All of these bachelors and they lives and wives be livin in da Devious Mansion where they all be making it through life coarse roughness that gets everywhere.

Mali, KP, and PBR await for the day in which Devious Squad is needed to save the universe.

Characters
Mali

KP

Olivia

PBR

Purry

Killer

Relic

Mali's kids

KP's wyef

KP's mistress hoes Johnny Sins

The milkman

Kenberg McCormick

Asston

Lionel Irving's ghost