Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-4105222-20150823024442/@comment-5801603-20150823034711

You gain superpowers, learn to control them, become the worlds most popular hero, Dannyman, until one day your yellow cape ends up caught on a tree branch, whilst saving a puppy, and you are left dangling until the firemen save you. You become a laughing stock, and choose to spend the rest of your days out of sight until you leave home and find a new identity. But Then like a huge disaster hits your city, one you could've prevented, but you'd gone, and it was too late. Teach them for laughing tho rite

I wish I was a punkrocker with flowers in my hair.