Life As Devious/Episdoe 12

Waller now has Devious Squad captured and in her office.

"Welcome. You guys are scum." Waller opens.

"Wow that's rude." PBR say

"Shut up. You are scum, like I said. Criminals, but you can do some good." Waller claim

"What the fuck you talkin bout" Mali say

"Yeah, why even have us kidnapped? You could've just asked us and we would've probably been on board with anything." KP say

"Oh really? Well, beating y'all asses was fun anyway." Waller boasts.

"Bitch ass." PBR mutter.

"Anyway, I need you to dive into the Earth's Core and defend the maxim crystal from the Trump Foundation. If they retreat that crystal they will rule the world." Waller say

"Yo that's madly convenient." PBR say

"Yeah fo' shizzle." KP add

"This is stupid." Mali go on

"OMFG stfu and let me fkn finish gosh." Viola Waller Davis say "only you can survive the temp of the earth's core" viola say "destroy their hydraulic drill and save the day."

"Okay sounds simple enough. Is that why you uh, had us beaten and taken?" KP say

"WHO SAID THAT" Liam Neeson say

"Sshh no one did, bye white old guy" Waller say

"Fuck u Viola Davis" Liam neeson exit

"So you will now be my Devious Suicide Squad." Waller say all proud

"Yo forreal dats stupid." Mali say

The devious squad goes to earth core and save earth.

"Kay fuck you Viola. Les go guys." Mali say as squad flip off Waller

"Man. I need a fulfilling hobby. Fuck dis." Amanda Waller sigh

"Omg you guys congrats! You saved the earth!" Olivia say, as she run up and hug Mali. Mali try to get that bitch to swerve.

"Shut up Olivia, you're the reason we got nabbed!" PBR DAY as he object to Olivia existence

"But I got y'all tres leches cake on the likeness of Liv Tyler." Olivia say and show them the cake.

"This has been a weird week for me." KP says "hasn't it you guys?"

"Yeah for sure man." Mali ask

"Btw is the d rlly gud on the core of earth?" Olivia say

"What the fuck white gurl" Mali facepalm

"Man I just love the Mali d" Olivia say with lust

This episdoe was pointless